Invention Of The Year

Cerita nuyin for the 2nd part, will be postponed to some other day okay? So, for those whose is so waiting, anticipating and hoping for Nuyin story, your patience is highly recommended!!

Pagi ni masa hantar nuyin, I was in a very good mood coz Nuyin was well behaved and x bikin saya naik darah dengan karenah die yg makin lama wat saya makin terkejut dan pening. Everyday with her is a new experience. She will either shocked you or even amused you with her new knowledge and sense of exploring. Just a brief note about Nuyin that will either makes your jaw drop and shake your head or puzzled with thousands of questions like where in the world did she manage to do or say that in the 1st place!!

This is some of the scenario:

1) Nuyin dulu manage to lock herself inside the car, with the car key is still in her hand. She manage to grab the key from my hand, and I never expect her to simply lock the car back. Chisss...Bile die dah terkurung, die siap sengih dan main cak cak bak lak... I was so shocked and like going to faint anytime and then...die siap leh jerit2 dlm kete calling for me sambil tenyeh muka ngan hidung kt cermin kete. Sakit aku tau ari tu..!! Mujur budak ni neuron die bagus...I manage to pujuk her and she did bukak lock kete tu...Hampehhh...smpi skang I never told this story to my hubby, confirm kena marahhhhh!!! (Andai kata u baca blog ni...aisey...sorry is the word that will first come out when u see me then!!)

2) Disebabkan mulut ibu die yang tidak dinafikan agak lazer also....die telah berjaya meng'inherit' kelazeran tersebut. One fine day, while I was driving, and she was placed in her car seat at the back...tetiba i ter'break' emergency...mujur die xapa2...out of no where, and so sudden, dari mulut die... ' ibu, apa nie....awakk yer eyok2..eeee...apa yaa..' (Translation : ibu, apa ni, bawak la elok2...apa ni)...bile die cakap tu, dalam nada marah wokehh...aduhh..xpasal2 kena marah ngan die pagi2..

Ok. Stop updating about Nuyin this time.. hahahah

Talking about driving, ever experience such nerve taking incident? Me? Always..and when I say always it shows such as my tendency to honk, using foul / bahasa istana language and show 'decent' signs to other driver. But now days, dah makin kurang la. Can cope and pretend like the front driver or motorcyclist is some retard or foreign people just know how to drive / riding car or motor.

So, ari tu borak2 ngan Mr. Hubby. Me and him will always got time to find some stupid and wacky topic to discuss, but this one topic it is so interesting and genious therefore would like to share it with you guys out there.

The topic is about driving and what would you invent to stop any messy and unpredictable things happen. Scarry huhhh?? Heavy? Not at all...

And the outcome was so funny, damn hillarious and super cool as for me la..Here's the source info and the analysis that both of us has done:

1) Both uf us dreamed to invent hon yang boleh jerit, marah, bagi amaran dan nasihat dalam 3 language - in eng, in malay and in kantonis... Hon tu akan jd trademark kete and no one will have the rights to use our hon..hahahaha. Hon tu akan keluarkan apa yang dickp dalam kete (but must be within that 3 language). Kalau benda hon ni jd kenyataan, waahhhhh super cool la kete i!! Bygkan kalau kita tgh marah dan ckp yg mepek...perggghh..and time tu i setting hon jenis air hon....kasi gegar makhluk yg kita marah tu...bestnyerrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

2) Both of us longing for a car yang ada mcm shield and alat pengibas... bile ada jer mana2 mat rempit yg nak main cilok2, we just push button alat pengibas dan kibas motor tu biar die jatuh...hahahahha...this button just for rempit2 folks di jln raya. biar die jatuh tergolek..cool kan!! haaa..rasakan

3) Both of us mmg suke citer Knight Rider masa kecik2... so bile kecemasan boleh tekan button yang mcm2 kt dashboard then leh terbang...heheheh..ni impian gile skit la..tapi fun what..?? so kalau leh invent kete mcm ni, jimat la tol ..cuma kena dpt clearance dr DCA la pulak kot..hahahahah

4) Both of us nak invent tayar yang xpayah tukar2 dah biler pakai. Tayar ni kalau hujan ke, kena minyak ke, kena paku ke, kena apa2 pun ... die jenis kebal...tayar tu xpayah isi angin....pakai seumur idup kete kite tu...haaa...best kannn...ishkk..kalau dpt tayar mcm tu...jimat duit ..xpayah nak tukar tayar bile tayar bunga dh abiss....

and finally ...

5) Both of us berangan nak invent signal kete yg kasi tau kt kenderaan yang berhampiran dalam at least 25 meter radius dr kami, what is next yang kete kami nak wat. Eg. Let say la kalau kete kami nak belok kanan ke, kiri ke, u-turn ke, break ke, .... akan ada sound system alertkan pada kete2 lain yg berhampiran.. Cth : Nak U-turn...dlm 10 meter..mintak ketepi.... @ Nak belok kiri..tgk depan jgn langgar kami... @ Nak break .. ada motor kt depan... jgn langgar bumper kami...!! That kinda stuff...hahahahhahahah

Hahahaha... Giler kann..???? Korang penah ke borak2 bende gile mcm ni...?? hahahahah... kalau ada geng laa...

Hmmm...xsabar nak tunggu nuyin leh ckp dan leh debate ngan both of us dlm kete..mesti bestt!!! Hahaha..

Jeezzz.... Giloss..

wahhhh...mcm mana nk pakai tudung cenggini punye kete..?? tercabut laa..

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